RPG 3.5

Introducing the RPG 3.5, the world’s premier half-scale, fully-friendly, absolutely non-explosive rocket launcher prop. It’s like the classic RPG… but shrunk in the wash and now 50% cuter and 0% more dangerous.

Perfect for collectors, cosplayers, desk decorators, and anyone who wants to look tactical without needing a permit… or upper-body strength.

Features You Definitely Didn’t Ask For, but You’re Getting Anyway:

Half the size, twice the confidence

Ideal for people who want to say “I own an RPG” with just enough accuracy and none of the legal paperwork.

Lightweight & guilt-free

Won’t fire rockets, foam darts, spitballs, or even strong opinions. Just makes you look like the world’s most prepared toddler.

Conversation starter / friendship tester

Watch visitors politely pretend they’re not concerned before eventually asking, “Uh… what is THAT?”

Portable chaos aesthetic

Fits on bookshelves, in display cases, or on your desk.

⚠️ Important (Boring) Note:

This is a harmless prop, not a functioning anything. Do not bring it to airports, schools, federal buildings, HOA meetings, or anywhere else you don’t want a free ride in a government vehicle.

These are approximately 25.25" long, and come with a display stand!